People of Boston & the world! Take me to your leaders. We are the Moon Men aka Moonenites. We are here to take over your planet and do as we wish with it. We find your pitiful politics, forms of government and pathetic media unfit to continue. Your forms of entertainment is so lackluster – reality tv my butt (oh wait I don’t actually have a butt) Anyway, we waste time. Surrender or be victims to our wrath. See my scary looking face? This face has destroyed several civilizations across countless galaxies. And you are next. It is futile to protest of resist us any further. We will persecute any and all who won’t bow to us. And in the manner of our great leaders and founders, follow my salute and raise your middle finger! Hail Moonenites of the world!
Sorry I posted it so late. Boston city comes to a standstill and panic strikes in the area after the battery operated light boards were found near two bridges, at a bus stop & a train station in suspicious packages. The lights on the boards, when alight, depict a middle-finger waving Moon Man, meant to promote the late night Adult Swim cartoon “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”. The blame is hurled at the parent company of CNN, Turner Broadcasting Co. Turner said in written statements the devices had been placed around Boston and nine other cities in recent weeks as part of a guerrilla marketing campaign to promote the show. Two people were arrested as part of the scare hoax and also charged for causing panic.
Yeah he is a scary looking guy! It seems the expression on his ‘face’ and the wires & battery on the back of the box led to the assumption that it could be a bomb! Oh by the way the same boards were placed in 9 cities but none of them reported any such chaos so far. I wonder what would if they placed one Cochin!