Freezing

I am enjoying the work hours a lot. First of all it is a very nice office and it is fully air conditioned. Infact they out it on too high but that is ok. Coming from spending about a month at the temp facility where it was so bloody hot, to this nice and clean place which is kept cool at all times is shocking. Today, we were at one section for about an hour and a half and this particular section is freezing. I should have pissed out ice cubes at the end and it feel so lousy when you are cold and hungry at the same time. I actually wanted some sun and a warm breeze after that, which I did get at the open air canteen area.

Something about my current bank, ICICI’s ATM booths – they have a sign there that says you can’t use a cell phone while you are inside them! I think some other banks might have the same rules as well but HDFC does not. The guard at the ICICI ATM actually stopped me from entering yesterday when I was talking on the phone and about to enter the ATM booth. That is crazy! And another thing; after you make a withdrawal, the ATM screen says “Have a nice day! Please remember to collect your cash before you leave!” Like I was gonna forget! It would have been better if they had put ‘card’ instead of ‘cash, cause people tend to forget their ATM cards but not their cash. Ask me, I actually forgot my card a few months back and had to go back to get it .

Feminism

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat”, and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A minute later, the man tries to get up again.

She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.

This goes on a couple more times over the next few minutes.

Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m a half mile past my stop already.”

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