A friend at work has just come to the office after a week following the delivery of his first child. He got married less than 2 years ago, a couple of months after we both joined the then ‘new’ Cochin branch of our current company. I wasn’t able to attend his wedding but I’ve met his wife briefly once. I’m happy for him and his family.
Now comes the question on giving his kid a name. It’s a girl, so we’re obviously looking at something feminine here. He is stuck for a name and has asked his friends at the office to pitch in and suggest good names.
I like the idea of combining the names of the parents and creating an alltogether new name for the baby. I first knew about this back in 2002, when a colleague in Calicut named Prashanth told me about how he came up with a name for his son. His wife’s name is Anupama and so they named their kid Anushanth. Cool name. So I thought that I’ll suggest that to my friend here.
His name is Alex and his wife is Darly. Alrly doesn’t sound like a name, so I suggested ‘Darlex’! Damn, it sounds like a medicine you take for constipation. ‘Hey honey, the kid is not pooping, give him some Darlex’!
At this moment, Alex is still looking out for a good name for his daughter. Any suggestions?
Hello dear fucktards at KSEB
I just wanted to start off by saying “Congratulations”! You’ve officially made it to the world’s most idiotically run Electricity board. You couldn’t get your heads out of your assholes if you tried. So how are you working at the state run electricity board? Is there a test for idiots that you apply for and the ones with the stoopidest answers and lowest scores are selected?
First of all, if there is a scheduled power cut for the entire state then stick to that schedule. If on a particulat week, a section is supposed to have a power cut at 7:30 pm Don’t, and I mean Don’t, start it at 7 pm and screw it up for the people living in that area. You keep screwing it up every month. It’s not funny anymore, rejects!
And if there is a scheduled power cut why do you also have unscheduled power cuts in the same fucking day? Selling off huge chunks of power to Tamil Nadu and keeping us in the dark! What the fuck is that? Yesterday the power went out 3 times in total. Once at 10:50 am, then at 6:20 pm and then the scheduled power outtage at 9:30 pm. What are you doing at that time? Wiping you prissy little dicks?
And this week, isn’t it supposed to go back to 7 pm, since it was 9:30 pm for the whole of last week? Why can’t you keep a stupid fucking schedule and stick to it? Are you all just a bunch of jerks & assholes? Grow a brain, dickheads!!