The Jeff Healey band, circa 1989 playing Roadhouse Blues live.
Ok, wait. There’s gotta be something wrong with this picture. This is ‘Natalie Dylan’ (not her real name), a 22 year old college grad from California and she is auctioning of her….virginity! Hey, I only type these blog posts, she’s the one selling her cherry!
‘Natalie’ has reportedly received a $3.7 million offer. That’s a huge spike from September, when Dylan got a healthy offer of $250,000. Natalie, who graduated from Sacramento State College, claims she’s selling her virginity to help finance her graduate studies. Ironically, Dylan says she plans to pursue a master’s degree in Marriage & Family Therapy. What!!
Once she settles on the winner (she wants to select the guy), they will do it in Nevada (cause everything can happen there) at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel. The auction is being conducted online at bunnyranch.com, and the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan’s sister Aviah, 23, works as a prostitute. Apparently, it runs in the family. Dylan, who has agreed to a medical examination to prove that she is in fact a virgin, has repeatedly said that she reserves the right to reject the highest bidder if someone with a lesser bid strikes her fancy.
You can Youtube her and there’s an interview with Tyra Banks that I just watched but this is killing my brain. I need to go lie down.