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There’s Red, who is a supplier, and who initially fights with Saul & Dale as he tries to give them up to Ted’s men in order to save his life. Red will later join up with the two friends. The fight scene in Red’s house is funny as hell but it also looks painful.

The duo try to save Dale’s girlfriend from the fiends but they only end up making her parents hate Dale, labelling him a loser. The two also sell some dope to a trio of school kids for some cash and Dale gets caught by a cop. While driving in her car Dale does manage to convince her of the corrupt female cop but Saul ‘rescues’ Dale and escapes in the car – driving it with one foot stuck through the windshield!

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What I will forever remember about this movie is Saul telling Dale that Pineapple Express is “the dopest dope” when explaining about it’s sheer quality. And after telling him to smell the bag, he says that it “smells like God’s Vagina!”

Smells like God’s Vagina! hahahahahahaha, man that should be the title of another movie or an album or a song. God’s Vagina! Lol!

Friday The 13th – A Scary Date

According to historical notes he earliest known documented reference in English occurs in an 1869 biography of Gioachino Rossini: [Rossini] was surrounded to the last by admiring and affectionate friends; and if it be true that, like so many other Italians, he regarded Friday as an unlucky day, and thirteen as an unlucky number, it is remarkable that on Friday, the 13th of November, he died.

One theory states that it is a modern amalgamation of two older superstitions: that thirteen is an unlucky number and that Friday is an unlucky day. According to the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, North Carolina, an estimated 17 to 21 million people in the United States are affected by a fear of this day.

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12 Things In The 12 Months At The Age Of 12 Years

A couple of things I saw today while I was casually browsing google reminded me of several incidents that happened to me when I was 12 years old. Officially from August of 1988 till August of 1989. The final year before I reached my teens.

Let’s see :

    1. When I was 12 I suffered my first attack of bronchitic asthma. I was going with some relatives to the old Cochin airport (now used only by the Naval Airforce) to pick someone up (not sure who) and it was raining cats & dogs. I got drenched and caught a cold & a fever which developed into the wheezing problem that I still have.
    2. It was also around the same time that my classmates & my teachers at school thought that I was dying! See, I called up a friend called George, who was listening to music played quite loudly at the time, and told him that I had a lung infection and that I was sick and that I wouldn’t be back to school for the next week or so (as ordered by the doctor). I had wanted him to tell the others. Idiot George that he was, got it all wrong, thought hard to remember what I has said (since he wasn’t really paying attention), remember that I had said something about lungs, and it hit him – I had lung cancer! So in the days that I couldn’t go to school, he told all my mates & the teachers that I had lung cancer and they all prayed for me, went to churches & temples for me and stuff. When I came back, safe & sound and no cancer, they almost executed me! Later we found out that George was the culprit and he got a severe reprimand from the teachers!
    3. At 12 I also smoked a cigarette for the first time! A bunch of us would gather after a quick lunch, near the woods that surrounds our school grounds and share a couple of cigarettes.
    4. I also tried to shave at the age of 12! Not much peach fuzz but I just wanted try it out. I also shaved my legs – yeah you can laugh out loud now! You have my permission to do so.
    5. Hmm, let’s see, what else! Ah, I also expanded my musical horizons at that age! I started listening to Def Leppard, Van Halen & the Scorpions at this point. Also started listening to the Beatles!

    1. I made a really good friend at this age – Jimmy Francis. We were inseparable! He is one of perhaps 10 friends that I have had in my life who I would have died for and who would have died for me. He had to leave our school when we were 14 as his older brother was expelled for pulling a dangerous stunt and their dad didn’t want Jimmy to continue there.
    2. We got my first dog that year. Lassie, a month old part Alsatian part Pomeranian puppy (we almost named her Madonna). I remember that the day after we got her home, she got scared by the fireworks next door (it was some festival or the other) and it broke my heart as I looked into her sad & scared eyes. She would break my heart with longer lasting effect a couple of days later – while I was at school, she got into the garage, knocked over a can of petrol or something and lapped it up. She died that same day and it turned out that she also had some worm infection.
    3. Jimmy & I finished runners-up in the school badminton doubles tournament in January. Oh, we were so hot till the finals, then we bummed out and lost to a duo who played a lot together, while it was the first time that Jimmy & I had played as a team. That was my first time playing competition sports.
    4. I started getting interested in tennis a lot. The previous year Wimbledon had tweaked my interest but in 1988, I was a a big fan of the ATP. I supported Stefan Edberg when he played Boris Becker for the Wimbledon crown. I remember staying up all night watching the US Open finals in ’88 – Mats Wilander vs Ivan Lendle.

  1. I lost a lot of weight at age of 12. I was always fat but I played a lot of wall tennis – you know, where you hit a tennis ball against a brick wall instead of an opponent. We had some space in front of the house, althought the concrete was layed on a slant, so it made for some fun games! At the bottom of the wall was a row of plants that my mother tended to and I broke quite a few clay pots with my serves & my forehands. I also played a lot of football in school and as a result, I lost a lot of weight.
  2. I remember going on a trip with my family and relatives during the school vacations. A bunch of us in two mini-buses. Can’t remember whether it was Palghat, Coimbatore, Mysore and some others places. I still have some photos taken during that trip, although nothing scanned. It was a fun trip.
  3. I also discovered sex and the female form! “Ah, those are her boobs! And that is a vagina! Oh, so dick is meant for other things too!” He he he! My big crush was Samantha Fox (still is) and I had these posters & pictures of hers from magazines, which covered very little and she was my fantasy. I er, ahem,* cough cough*, made love to her many times. Yeah, she was my dream girl.

I think overall it was a very interesting 12 months

The Time Has Come To Drop The Bomb

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When there is this motherfucker scumbag who irritates you and who takes pleasure in insulting others all his life, when he is this asshole moron who you just hate and he is making things difficult for you and putting his nose in where it doesn’t belong and because he has had his way for so long and now he is crossing the limit – you know what you gotta do!

You’ve gotta deck that motherfucker in his face so hard that he falls on his ass when you Wipe That Smile Of His Face! A pissed off rebuke of a song by Our Lady Peace.

Best Pieces Of Advice That I Have Heard

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In a 100 years from now, no one is going to remember you, least of all the mistakes that you made. Enjoy life!

Do not take the work home with you! You’ll live longer!

Keep your parents happy, your in-laws happier and your wife happiest! Things will all roll into place.

Failure is the stepping stone to success. And if you keep failing – get a ladder!

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ROSHAN’S ELEVEN : John Grisham Novels

  • The Client
  • The Firm
  • King Of Torts
  • The Broker
  • The Summons
  • The Brethren
  • The Street Lawyer
  • The Chamber
  • The Rainmaker
  • The Pelican Brief
  • Runaway Jury

Whew! I think that’s almost his entire body of work over here, eh? The only book of his that I didn’t like was The Painted House. And that’s the only book that doesn’t deal with law & lawyers. I only know of one other novel that he has wrote but I can’t remember the name.

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Oh and I’ve also seen 5 movies that were based on his novels. This guy is a sure moneymaker! Sure does like ‘The’ in his titles a lot though!

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Senators Sure To Miss Playoffs

I was hoping, just as all Sens fans would have, that the return after the All-Star break would see our team bring back the form that they have been known for and not the one that has plagued them this season. It wasn’t to be and now the Sens look like they are about to miss the playoffs for the first time in a long time. Immediately after the break, we lost 1-4 to New Jersey and then ended January with a 3-1 win against the Blues followed the next day by a 0-1 loss to the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Still we thought, “ok! Just two loses; not to worry. We’ll bounce back in the next couple of games. Again – we had 3 losses on alternative days during the first week of February. A 4-7 loss to Washington and then a 0-1 loss at home to Los Angeles was followed by a shoot-out loss to the Boston Bruins. Letting go of Zdeno Chara does not look so great at this time does it?

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So this is what it feels like to be a Maple Leafs fan!

The Origin Of My Nickname

Ever since I started using the internet for email and for chat purposes, I knew I had to have a nickname. I didn’t want to go solely by Roshan or use my full name at that time – 1998. Now, I couldn’t care less but at the time, I was like applying for the CIA or something. So I thought hard and came up with FCRosh!

FCRosh is the name that I gave to my custom football team, made up of a galaxy of dream team players, in Fifa 95. So I used that for a few weeks. It didn’t sound cool enough. So I thought, what is cool? Well, vampires are cool! Who is the coolest vampire? Well, Count Dracula is the man! And so is Count Duckulla, the cartoon duck who just happens to be the very first vegetarian vampire! So I played with the names and came up with…..

COUNT ROSHCULLA! The Hindu Vampire or better yet, the Atheist Vampire. What good are the cross & holy water against me? I do not believe in Jesus!

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A Daughter’s Letter To Her Dad

A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too – even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way of our relationship, don’t you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”. Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!
Your loving daughter,

Do You Feel Lucky Punk?

Ah, Dirty Harry. The dirty cop who got the job done. The detective who took no bullshit but was the very epitome of coolness. Is there any doubt that Dirty Harry was Clint Eastwood and Clint was Harry? No one else could have done it. And ofcourse, THE DIALOGUE! The one man rant that has millions of imitators but only one original.

“I know what you’re thinking- “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

10 Man Arsenal Hold On To A Draw @ Spurs

10 man Arsenal held on to a draw at White Hart Lane after the most ridiculous 2 yellow & therefore red card mess that I have ever seen in my life. When you look back and see the results at a later  date all you will see is the score sheet. It will not tell you that it was an entertaining 0-0 goalless draw and that the numbskull baboon Eboue got himself sent off in the first half.

Winger Emmanuel Eboue saw red after picking up two needless yellow cards in the first half, while the Gunners also had to cope with the loss of striker Emmanuel Adebayor who pulled up with what looked like a serious hamstring problem. The first yellow was for disent as three times he went yakking against the refree for a foul called on one of his teammates, Baccary Sagna against Luka Modric. First of all, only the captain should go to the ref. And second, the refree Mike Dean gave him enough opportunity to back away. The donkey didn’t listen and got booked!

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Modric and Eboue clashed on the near touchline as they had been for the first half hour of the match. The referee had seen enough to caution both men – showing Eboue, who kicked out to trip the Spurs man, a second yellow card followed by a red. His actions were both stupid and the asshole deserves to be suspended and probably fined. He let his team down. But the remaining 10 men bravely went on to attack and had chances to win the game as well.

There was another hold up when Arsenal’s Gael Clichy received treatment for a cut following a clash of heads with Bent and was replaced by Kieran Gibbs. He was bleeding quite profusely and may require quite a few stiches.  I think if it wasn’t for the send off, Arsenal could have won by a goal or 2 but that ignoramus had to be stupid and ruin it. I think Arsene Wenger should haul Eboue’s ass for a drill down or just toss the bum outta the Emirates Stadium. He’s proved to be too costly for the team and we’ll be much better without that jackass.

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Firefly – A Chinese Western In Space

I loved the movie and I mean loved it. It’s probably one of my favourite movies of all time. I had heard about the series and tried to get clips of it from the internet. It was hard but I finally have my own copy of Firefly, the series that predates the movie Serenity. One of the stupidest thing about prime time television is that crap can be on air for years, even decades, but good stuff like this gets cancelled 11 episodes in! What a sham!

The series is set in the year 2517, after humans have arrived at a new star system, and follows the adventures of the renegade crew of Serenity, a “Firefly-class” spaceship. There’s the Alliance,  a powerful authoritarian government and law-enforcement organization that controls the majority of territory within the known universe. Things are very evolved here and science rules.  The Independent Faction (Browncoats) wanted the outer worlds to remain autonomous and attempted to resist Alliance control.

The crew of the Serenity are remainders of the Browncoats who steal and do jobs for money just to ensure that the ship keeps flying. The characters are with their flaws and this makes it more endearing to us. They are viewed as outlaws which makes them romantic & adventurous. It’s the perfect mix of a western, a chinese film & sci-fi! What more could you want.

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Tomorrow’s North London derby game against Tottenham Hotspurs will probably not see the awaited debut of Andrey Arshavin. The 27-year-old new signing is currently travelling back from Russia after obtaining his visa. He is scheduled to arrive on Friday night however, with only 10 days of pre-season training under his belt with Zenit St Petersburg, Arsène Wenger was suggesting the midfielder may miss out.

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The Russian star’s move to Emirates Stadium was confirmed late on Tuesday afternoon – 24 hours after the transfer window closed. The timing of the announcement raised a few eyebrows among the footballing fraternity with Aston Villa and Reading reportedly concerned that Arsenal had missed the deadline.

Meanwhile we have Eboue back and the much maligned player must use this oppurtunity to get some fan support back. I always look forward to 3 matchups with much glee every year for Arsenal – Manchester United, Chelsea & Liverpool being the other 3 big clubs. But it’s always extra special against the fellow North Londoners. Bring it on!

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