Going On A House Boat 2Moro

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We will be going on a little trip (not sure till where; probably upto Bolghatty and back) and have a party on the boat house. There will be music, drinks and food and I’m sure that there will be one or more embarrassing drunks! I am not sure how I will fare but since I usually am very quite during such office parties, I foresee me drinking a couple of vodkas quitely in a corner with Leslie (the Quality lead) and probably Binu chettan (the Manager of Technology).

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Will let you kids know all about it when I get back.

Sarcasm At The Work Place

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Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4 pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how I am doing. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

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Always leave without telling anyone where you are going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training.

If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. I am psychic.

Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me
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Never introduce me to people you are with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

Be nice to me only when the job I am doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager’s hell.

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Wait until my yearly review and then tell me what my goal should have been.

Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost-of-living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.