HAVE A BLAST………………….
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife…
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful,I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the billdoes!
Whats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,slow and sure!
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for amonth, what willyou pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entireinsurance amount!