The Fight That Never Was

Well I needed some beers in me. It had been about 3 weeks since I had any and now with me doing graveyard shifts, its difficult to get any to drink. If I work 1opm till 7 am 6 days a week, you can rule out having a beer Monday-Saturday. Cause I can’t drink a beer after work – after 7am? no way. And I sleep around 10-11am till 3-4pm and I can’t drink beer for atleast a couple of hours after that. I leave for the office at around 8:45pm and there is no way I am gonna drink beer and go to work!

So the only option for me is to wait till Sunday and have beers or vodka or whatever alcoholic drink I want to drink in the evening. I rule out drinking on Monday afternoon as well, unless it’s like just one beer or 2 vodkas. Hmmm, I will have to think about that. So anyways, I didn’t go last Sunday for any booze as I was just plain tired and so I stayed in. Yesterday I did want to go out and so I did. However I did leave quite late by 8pm, even if the bar is quite near my apartment. I got there about 20 minutes later and order a couple of Kingfisher Strong beers, some koondhal (squid) fry and fried rice and chilli beef for dinner.

I settled in my booth and was hoping for a nice chilled out evening but fate had other things in store for me. First, there was this big group of guys sitting the booth in front of me. 8 guys all drinking some beers and other stuff and talking really loud. Ok, I was hoping that they would leave soon. And about 45 mins after I reached, these buggers did get up and leave. But 2 minutes later they were all back in, sat back at the booth they had taken and started pouring over their bill. The waiter hadn’t yet cleared the table and I could see 9 beer bottles, 2 Sprites & a soda bottle on the table along with 4 glasses. The bill was for 13 beers, 2 Sprites, 1 soda, 4 brandys and 3 Romanov vodkas. Problem is that they didn’t order any vodka!

Things heated up when these guys started arguing with two waiters, the manager of the bar & another guy. After some back & forth, the bar agreed that the vodka was a mistake, added to them instead of for another table. 3 of the guys in the group then agreed that they did have some more beers, when they were there ahead of the rest of the group. But only 3 and not 4. Things were getting quite hostile and a few cuss words were being spoken by the guys. I’m just pissed off by now but still wondering if there would be fisticuffs! Finally the bar manager stopped everything with a compromise – the guys would pay for 12 beers, the sodas & Sprites and the brandy and things cooled down. Had it gone on for another 10 more minutes then a fight would have broken out.

Disappointed I went back to my dinner & beers!

Season Of The Witch

I consider myself to be a Nicolas Cage fan, ever since I saw 1995’s Leaving Las Vegas. Con Air, The Rock & Face/Off only solidified his status as a major leading Hollywood star in my book and I tried watching all of his movies. But he does give us a few movies which disappoints, especially this one, Season Of the Witch, although it looked to me to have held a lot of promise. What’s more he has the formidable Ron ‘Hellboy’ Perlman as his companion & side kick. How did it go wrong?

As the movie first starts we see three women, who are accused of witchcraft, hung to death over a bridge. Late, after bringing up their bodies from the river, a priest performs a ritual to prevent their bodies from coming back to life. While successfully completing the ritual for two of the bodies, the third takes on a demonic appearance and kills the priest. Now we get to out heroes. Set in the 14th century, Cage & Perlman star as two Tuetonic knights (Behman & Felson respectively) who take part in many of the battles in the 1330s as part of the Smyrniote crusades. Having got tired of the massacres of civilians that happen after the battle is won, the two grew bitter and leave the army and are branded as deserters. They leave the order and decide to go back home to Germany.

On their way back they are shocked to see the horrors of the black plague that has swept across the Roman empire. At Marburg the two are recognized as knights and arrested as deserters. They are taken to the Cardinal, who is also affected by the plague (played by an almost unrecognizable Christopher Lee) as well. The Cardinal asks the knights to escort an alleged witch suspected of causing the plague, to a remote monastery where an elite group of monks reside, capable of determining if the girl is truly a witch. If she is found guilty, the monks know a sacred ritual that can cancel her powers, and stop the plague that is devastating Europe. Agreeing on the condition that she is to be given a fair trial, the two knights are joined by a priest Debelzeq, Kay of Wollenbarth, a young altar boy who wants to become a knight like his deceased father, Eckhart, a knight whose family were killed by the plague, and the well-traveled swindler Hagamar who is serving as their guide to the monastery in return for a pardon. The witch, a young girl later identified as Anna, shows hatred towards Debelzeq and forms a bond with Behmen.

As they camp for the night while sitting in watch, Eckhart tells Debelzeq about his daughter Mila, who resembled Anna. When Eckhart gets up to leave, Anna becomes hysterical at the prospect of being left alone with the priest, attacking him and grabbing his key to the cage. She escapes and flees toward a nearby village. While the men search for her, Echhart sees visions of his dead daughter and running towards them, he impales himself on Kay’s sword & dies. When they recapture her, the tearful Anna explains that she only ran away for fear of Debelzeq. Wary of her, the group moves on and manage to cross a rickety rope bridge, where Anna manages to easily lift a falling Kay with just one hand! Scared of her, Hagamar tried to kill her only to have her summon wolves who chase the group and eventually kill the thief. An enraged Behmen tries to kill Anna, but is stopped by Felson, who points out that the monastery is in sight.

Once the reach the monastery, they see that all the priests have been killed by the plague, but they manage to locate the Key of Solomon, an ancient book with spells to defeat evil. Reciting spells to be used against witches, Debelzeq comes to understand that Anna is not a witch but rather possessed by a demon, when she starts reciting events from Behman’s past that she could not have known and he frantically starts an exorcism. However, the demon that is possessing Anna reveals itself and melts the metal. The demon effortlessly fights off the knights, but when Debelzeq throws a vial of holy water on it, it flies away out of sight. It sends little demons to possess the dead monks, who arise and fight the group, intent on destroying the book.

The three men fight the possessed monks while Debelzeq continues the exorcism ritual. During the fight, the demon kills Debelzeq, then proceeds to kill Felson. Kay picks up the book and continues the ritual, while Behmen continues fighting the demon. Behmen is mortally wounded during the fight, but Kay is able to finish the ritual and the demon is obliterated, freeing Anna. Behmen asks Kay to keep Anna safe, then dies of his wounds. Kay and Anna bury their fallen friends, and Anna requests that Kay tell her about the men who saved her; they depart from the monastery with the book in hand.

The story is nothing new, rather dull I would say. Nothing to impress viewers. Perlman is almost in the sidelines for this one. I’d give it a 6 outta 10.