Indian Commercials : Hit Or Miss

At one time I felt that we had some really good concepts for commercials. Those are less & less the case these days. Some of the ads, especially for fairness creams & other cosmetics, are basically Bollywood films in 30-60 seconds without the fights! It goes something like this : we get the father taking his daughter, pasted with some ointment to make her look darker than she really is in real life, dressed in full head to toe Indian saree going to an MNC company with pooja material and stuff. At the reception of the huge glass walled MNC company, daughter is rebuked for her ideas and in a snide remarks the heavily makeup laden women make fun of her appearance and dark skin! Daughter is ashamed and left in tears runs home. Dad walks in to his ancient pooja room with bells ringing around him, pulls up an age old recipe for a cream that will make his daughter look radiantly fair – which is also the same as our fairness cream company got the same recipe – makes a paste and gives it to his daughter!

A now bright & fair daughter (either her natural colour or enhanced with makeup and/or digitally) walks in to the MNC in a smart outfit, breezy air about her, smiling stupidly for no apparent reason. The same women who rebuked her now stand in awe, mouth agape and startled. Daughter aces some interview with the MNC company and is chosen to be it’s face in some ads. Moral of the story : fucked if I can find one! Really? That’s something that you want to believe go ahead. And people buy into this big time. Fairness Creams are a huge business in India.

You also have the laughing for no reason, mouth open to show shiny teeth if it is a toothpaste ad, sickly kid speaking nonsensical ads, dance & laughter ads, the absolutely-no-context-to-the-product ads, the trying too hard to be cool ads, the speaking English like an idiot ad and really dumb ads that try hard to get to their catchphrase ads (I’m looking at you Idea Mobile), the really annoying musical shit ads (Airtel) and the silent ads. I think I like silent ads, atleast it won’t offend or annoy you with loud ads.

And then you can get some fun ads like the Nestle Kitkat ad with the singing & talking squirrels. The song choice, funny voice and the plot just make it absolutely fun to watch. But that is just one of a few exceptions.

Babylon 5 : The Coming of Shadows (Season 2)

As we enter season 2 from season 1, Commander Jeffery Sinclair has moved on be Earth’s Ambassador to Minbar and Captain John Sheridan has taken over as as the military governor of the station. Some Minbari do not like this appointment due to Sheridan’s success in destroying Minbari ships during the war. He and the command staff learn that the death of President Santiago was actually an assassination masterminded by Vice President Clark (who assumed the Presidency upon Santiago’s death). One of the major developments is Centauri Ambassador Londo Mollari unknowingly enlists the Shadows aid through his association with the mysterious Mr. Morden in the ongoing conflict with the Narn.

A rogue Minbari warship is on the loose in hyperspace; and the truth behind the end of the Minbari War is revealed. Garibaldi is fighting for his life and Dr. Franklin takes extreme measures to save his friend using the mysterious alien medical device. Ambassador Delenn emerges from her chrysalis changed dramitaically; she has hair and looks more like a lovely human woman and less like a Minbari. This would lead to her authority being questioned within the Minbari. Londo continues to use Morden and his associates to gain prestige and power, while a dangerous Drazi conflict is handled by Ivanova. Londo’s three wives arrive on the station while Delenn seeks Ivanova’s help in adjusting to her new human characteristics; and Talia’s ex-husband, a fellow Psi Corps telepath, arrives on the station with an intriguing story.

Their trysts with the PSI Corps is not restricted to just that event; Bester arrives searching for an underground railroad helping rogue telepaths to escape the Corps; his arrival sparks discord amongst the command staff as they realise that an insider is helping the railroad. Garibaldi is the first to notice a group called the Rangers and encounters some of them. Babylon 5 plays host to 25,000 EarthForce marines, known as “ground-pounders”, led by General Richard Franklin, Stephen’s father and the conflicts & disagreements between father & son are there for all to see. Sheridan is abducted by an alien race, where he must fight his way off their ship, while Delenn is summoned to the Grey council. G’Kar attempts to rally support for his people from Sheridan and the Earth Alliance; Ivanova goes to great lengths to secure an alliance with a new race. Sheridan nearly loses his command after he kills a Minbari in self-defense, clearly a ploy to get rid of him.

After a news crew comes to shoot a documentary on the station, Sheridan discovers a connection between his late wife and the mysterious Mr Morden, and makes enemies of everyone around him when he has Morden detained. He is too furious to care. A deadly plague threatens the Markab race with extinction, leaving Franklin in a race against time to find the cure before even more species are infected. Lyta Alexander returns to Babylon 5 with news that one of the command staff may, unknowingly, be a sleeper agent for the Psi Corps. The agent is revealed to be telepath Talia Winters, the woman who replaced Lyta almost 2 years ago on Babylon 5. Lyta will soon become a recurring character in season 3 as well. Lead by Londo’s tactics the Centauri war machine rolls on towards the Narn homeworld, unknowingly aided by the Shadows, while the remains of the Narn fleet plan a last-ditch counter-attack. The Vorlons send an “Inquisitor” to Babylon 5 to test Sheridan and Delenn’s readiness to lead the Army of Light. In a cruel test the two are proved to be worthy.

The command staff are caught between a rock and a hard place when Sheridan agrees to give sanctuary to a Narn warship, while EarthForce attempts to placate the increasingly aggressive Centauri Republic. The Nightwatch, a group supposed to bring extra order & help to the station and other outposts like it, begins to expand their influence on the station. From a volunteer organization it will soon become more like a militant one.