How To Spend A Weekend

What’s the best way to send a weekend?

Here is mine – Friday night go to a coffee shop straight from work. Meet a couple of friends there or go to the cafe with friends from work. Relax and unwind, order a couple of cold frappes and get a sandwich or a muffin. Or even some cake or pastry – you deserve it! You worked hard all week and now it is time to relax. Enjoy the cool confines of the cafe and laugh as you share a joke or two. Total relaxation as the music in the cafe fills the room. 2 hours later get up and then look for a bar to have a beer or two and chow down on some food. Maybe a shawarma. Then say goodbye to your friends and head home to catch some tv shows and then sleep a deep sleep.

Saturday wake up and hit the internet. Make sure that all pending emails are answered by afternoon. It’s time for some serious fun and you have till all 12pm to finish all hindrances. Then head out to the mall meet your friends for some shopping. Then go for a movie post lunch. Discuss the movie that you just watched with the friends while you guys get some java in a cafe nearby. Go for more shopping and then – hit the bars. Lounge in style and drink some vodka. And then drink some more. Drag yourself back to your home where you watch some football or part of some movie before you plonk yourself on your bed and sleep like the dead. The next day is Sunday – do not expect to be up before 10am. You chill, you relax, you enjoy your family time and you watch some tv or football. You spend a long time soaking in your bathtub. Relax to some music. Sleep early – cause Monday is just round the corner and the hustle & bustle will start again.

Broke His Cup Holder

One day a guy calls tech support. This is a little like how it went…

Customer: Hello?

Technical Support: Hello

Customer: Yeah, my cup holder broke and my computer is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced.

Technical Support: A cup holder?

Customer: Yeah cup holder…

Technical Support: Ummm did you get it with a promotional offer?

Customer: No

Technical Support: Umm are you sure you got the right company?

Customer: Yeah

Technical Support: I ‘m sorry if I sound confused, because I am.

Customer: Well it’s square, and it’s on the front of the computer, and it comes out when you press a button…

At this point the Tech support guy had to put the guy on hold so he could finish laughing…

The guy had broken his CD-ROM drive, thinking it was a cup holder.