Day: March 4, 2015

New Camera Zoom Lens Coffee Mug

- Roshan

Here is another purchase I made off eBay. I didn’t actually pay for this as I could use some payback coupons/points to get this Rs.497 (including taxes) worth little novelty item. It’s written “Caniam” on it though I don’t know if that is actually a brand of cameras or if it’s just a name for this – it’s a coffee mug that looks like a camera zoom lens and which comes with a lid so you can avoid spilling you coffee. I think it looks mighty nice.

I might not take it to the office with me since I don’t drink coffee during the late night shifts. But when I change shifts I might take it or I could just use it to sip water while I am at work. Here is the unboxing video.

The Granite Door

- Roshan

You’re having a nightmare, and have to choose between three doors. Pick one, and tell us about what you find on the other side.

I am dreaming and it’s not a nice dream and in this dream I am in a dark hallway with barely enough light to see what’s in front of me. There’s a lot of noises and what sounds like tiny feet on hard cement coming near me and I look towards the three doors and try to figure out which one I should pick. I can hear loud chants and screams getting closer as I stare at the three doors – one that looks like dark mucus and slime green, another which looks like it’s blood red in colour and the third one which looks like it’s made of granite.

As the noises and scurrying feet come closer to me I think that the granite one looks like the most harmless one and push open the door and go in and close the door on the fast approaching creatures that then begin to bang on the door and make yelling sounds. Good luck getting me to open the door you vermin! I am not gonna let them get to me. So I try and see what’s in front of me in this room and in the dim light find a lantern. I pick it up and light it and I can finally see clearly what’s in this rather large room. And oh boy I was not expecting that at all.

In front of me are the most vicious looking creatures I have ever seen. Straight outta all the horror movies and stories that I can think of. And they look angry and hungry and all are arguing with themselves as to who gets to rip into my guts first. As I press myself towards the granite door with these horrible creatures looming at me, I can hear the faint voices from outside the door telling me “We tried to warn you to not open the granite door!”

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Prompt from the Daily Post at WordPress.com.