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Musings Of The Creatures Of The Night

If a pregnant woman who’s a werewolf turns into a werewolf does her unborn baby turn into an unborn wolf?

If a vampire bites a werewolf does the werewolf now become a werepire or a vampwolf?

Similarly what if a vampire and a werewolf were to have sex – whichever is female – what would the offspring be?

Wait a minute, can a female vampire become pregnant and carry a baby to term? She is undead so how can she?

Also can a male vampire get erect? The heart is beating so how does the blood flow to his penis?

What if a zombie bites a vampire and a werewolf? Or a vampire bites a zombie? Does the zombie become a vampire zombie?

What if a zombie bites a vampire and a werewolf? Or a werewolf bites a zombie? Does the zombie become a werewolf zombie?

What if a mosquito bites a vampire? And the vampire bites it back? Vampiresuito!!!