1. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
A. So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.
2. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A. Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
3. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
4. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.
5. What do you call a blond with an actual brain?
A. A golden retriever.
6. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A. Someone told her drinks were on the house.