1. It’s illegal to lean a bike on a cemetery’s tree: Locality: Destin
2. It’s illegal to skateboard without a license: Locality: Florida State Laws
3. You can’t roll a barrel down the street. Depending on the barrel’s content, you can be fined: Locality: Pensacola
4. Women who fall asleep under a hairdryer can be fined: Locality: Florida State Laws
5. Men can’t publicly wear a strapless gown: Locality: Said to be in Miami (Source unknown)
6. Publicly singing a swimsuit is illegal: Locality: Sarasota
7. Unmarried women parachuting on Sundays could risk jail time: Locality: Florida State Laws
8. Being publicly clothed in liquid latex is illegal: Locality: Satellite Beach
9. Horse theft is punishable by hanging: Locality: Florida State Laws
10. A woman electrocuted in the bathtub using beauty tools can be fined after she’s dead: Good Lord, what were these people thinking?! Locality: Pensacola
11. In the state of Florida, the law states you must pay for the parking meter if you tie an elephant, goat, or alligator to it: Good Lord, what were these people thinking?!