3 Dirty Limericks For You To Snicker At?

On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

There once was a man from Cape Horn,
who wished he never was born.
And he wouldn’t have been
if his father had only seen
that the top of the condom was torn.

Favourite Rainy Day Activities

What is your favorite rainy day activity?

IMG20220313165305Well I could actually use a nice, cold rainy day just about now. It is mid March and the humidity is up, the heat is hot and well we are hairy! So yeah some cold winds would really be awesome and I can save on my electricity bills by not switching on the air conditioner a couple of times a day.

Anyways, if it is a cold rainy day, it is also usually a many cups of coffee a day. It would be a hot shower then breakfast and coffee morning and then another coffee at 11:30 am. Hopefully there would be a hot meal at lunch time – rice, curries, veggies and fish fry. If not fish fry then atleast fish curry. That would go down well. In the afternoon watching a movie and then taking a little nap while the rains lash down on the street as I wrap myself between the sheets.

5 pm rolls around and I need more coffee. Piping hot milk coffee and a nice big snack. This is the kinda day that you would like some hot, thick & meaty puffs – like pictured above – a chicken puff and an egg puff. Or maybe some onion bajji, or samosas. Whichever of these, it would be awesome to enjoy munching on them as I play some music and sip my coffee. Maybe a nice dinner at the end and another movie before going to bed. Or if there is a football match on, stream it and cheer on my favourite teams.

Sleep would wrapped up in the sheets and dreaming of good things happening. The rains always make me feel nostalgic. I will dream (as I usually do) of traveling the stars in a small starship, battling aliens with wife and my cats and dogs next to me.

Prompt from MARCH BLOG AND JOURNAL PROMPTS at Living A Sunshine Life