25 Funny Chandler Bing Quotes

1. ‘Bing, it’s Greek for “thy turkey is done”‘

2. ‘Handle is my middle name. Actually it’s the middle part of my first name’

3. ‘The world is my lesbian wedding’

4. *Chandler’s a girl! Chandler’s a girl!* ‘Whoa kindergarten flashbacks’

5. ‘I made Cranberry sauce. No… Chanberry sauce’

6. ‘Look at all that space on her side of the bed. You could fit a penguin over there. That’d be weird though’

7. ‘I’m not really good at giving advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?’

8. ‘Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to come up with a back-up plan just in case she isn’t a cartoon’

9. ‘You know, you have to stop pushing the Q-Tip when there’s resistance!’

10. ‘Well, if I were a guy…Wait, did I just say “If I were a guy”?’

11. ‘Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to any more of us are you?’

12. ‘No you didn’t get me. It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!’

13. *This is empty* ‘Yeah, I wanted to make a scene, but I hate packing’

14. ‘Pants! Like shorts, but longer!’

15. ‘Cheese. Because you’re cracker, needs a buddy!’

16. ‘I didn’t get to shake my Belly, like a bowl full of Jelly’

17. ‘Donald Duck, never wears pants, but when he comes out of the shower, he always wraps a towel around his waist, I mean, what is that all about?’

18. ‘He look, that monkey has a Ross on its ass’

19. ‘Have you ever wondered if there’s a town in Missouri or something called Sample? And then, as you’re driving to the town, there’s like a sign that says: “You’re in Sample”‘

20. *Do you know anything about chicks?* ‘Fowl? No. Women? No’

21. ‘The fifth dentist caved and no they’re all recommending trident?’

22. ‘If I end up like my parents, I’ll either end up like an alcoholic blonde chasing after 20 year old boys…or I’ll end up like my mum’

23. *Bing? What an interesting name* ‘Yeah? You should met my uncle Bada’

24. ‘Yeah, and I get my ya-ya’s from IKEA. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less’

25. ‘Well, you can’t say hump or screw in front of a B-A-B-Y. I just spelled the wrong word, didn’t I?’

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