On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
There once was a man from Cape Horn,
who wished he never was born.
And he wouldn’t have been
if his father had only seen
that the top of the condom was torn.