6 Blonde Jokes

1. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

A. So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.

2. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

A. Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

3. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?

A. Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”

4. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

5. What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A. A golden retriever.

6. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

A. Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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