A New Holiday For All

You have been named supreme ruler of the universe. Your first order of business is creating and instituting a holiday or festival in your honor. What day of the year is your holiday? What special events will take place? Describe YOU DAY in as great a detail as you can muster: the special foods we’ll consume, the decorations we’ll use…everything.

I am the supreme ruler of the universe and I shall rule over all of you………..supremely! And my first order of business is to get you all one holiday to unite the whole of the humanity & the animal kingdom! Well, let’s go with humanity for now.

This day of supreme holiday shall be called, well….screw it it has no name. Or let’s just called it “Awesome day of Atheist Humanist Supreme” – that has a nice ring to it. It is a universal holiday, so make merry and have a great time. First of all – every young kid gets a token for “all you can eat ice cream or chocolate”. All day! Ok, everyone gets one irrespective of age. And you have a huge buffet with all the food you can think off. And lots of drinks – alcoholic and the non-alcoholic kind.

The streets will be decorated and confetti will fall throughout the day with the drones that I send out. Music blasting from every corner. Free live rock bands playing in venues around the world. Conga lines. Enjoy enjoy!

Prompt from The Daily Post at WordPress.com

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