……And The Power Goes Out, Again!!!

It was a frustrating morning. From 3:45 am the power has gone out 6 times today. Leaving me a hot and sweaty mess on the bed. I haven’t gotten much sleep since and I’ve been whining on Facebook, Twitter & whatsapp left, right & center. After the beef ban, perhaps electricity is the next to go on the chopping block! Here are some of my rants:

“Wonderful. Power goes out twice in the early hours of the morning. Once at 3:45 am and comes back at 5am and then again 30 mins later. Just got the power back on again. Haven’t been able to go back to sleep. Hot and sweaty and my sheets are sticking to my legs. My pillow is wet as is my head. Fucking humidity. Fucking KSEB morons! Fucking everything. And I am tired and sleep deprived!”

“Power goes out for the 4th or 5th time this morning and it’s only 9:05 am! FANFUCKINGTASTIC!”

“Waiting for the fucking power to come back on!” – on Foursquare!

“And the power goes out again! For the 6th time this morning!
Did the Indian government ban electricity too? I mean, electricity is not as per Indian culture right?”

“Pretty soon we will ban Western style toilets – #Breaking News, Indian government declares proper toilets are anti-Indian! “We only need a hole in the ground and a large leaf! Just like ancient Indians did!” was the statement.”

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