This is from an actual trial in the UK (or so it is claimed to be so):
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sittin in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her
she began feeling uncomfortable on account of her condition.
She changed her seat & he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him.
In the court the Man’s defence was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read ‘Coming Soon- The unknown boon’..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: ‘William’s stick did the trick’..
Then I could not control myself any longer.
When on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident..
The case was dismissed as the judge fell off his chair laughing ?=))