Bad Corny Jokes

Q. What do you call it when Batman skips church?

A. Christian Bale

Q. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

A. It got stuck in a crack

Q. What did the duck say to the bartender?

A. Put it on my bill.

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A. An In-vest-igator

Q. What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?

A. Jalapeno Business

Q. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?

A. She grew out of her B-shells

Person 1: Someone told me you sound like an Owl. Person 2: Who?” Person 1 : OMG! You do sound like an owl!

Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

A. One’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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