Q. What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A. Christian Bale
Q. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack
Q. What did the duck say to the bartender?
A. Put it on my bill.
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An In-vest-igator
Q. What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?
A. Jalapeno Business
Q. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?
A. She grew out of her B-shells
Person 1: Someone told me you sound like an Owl. Person 2: Who?” Person 1 : OMG! You do sound like an owl!
Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A. One’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean