Blonde And Blonder

Ok, there were only two reasons why I picked up this movie. But they were two big reasons! Two huge reasons!! It was cheap and it has Pamela Anderson + Denise Richards in it!

Blonde and Blonder download vantage point just business online download swingers is a buddy movie about two dumb blondes who meet at a flying instruction class. Both think the other is the instructor and Denise flies the plane. Yeah right!

Anyway, they become bosom buddies and breast, err, best friends. Pamela introduces Denise to her farting turtle. They audition for a dance gig, only it’s actually a strip joint, and the owner is killed by the hitherto unseen assassin, the Cat, played by Emmanuelle Vaugier (the most gorgeous of the 3 babes in the movie) who was hired by. Only thing is, the cops & the two blondes are mistaken by the mafia and the cops for being the Cat & her protege Kit.

The mafia hire the two blondes to kill Hang Wong, the leader of the Niagra Falls triads but the ladies think that they are to take him out on a date. A road trip later, the blondes are at Wong’s posh hotel, where Dawn (Richards) win a million dollars at the tables and Dee (Anderson) goes to meet Wong. Much chasing follows as the cops go after Wong, closely persued by Kat & Kit. Dawn meets her dream man and they both go to rescue Dee. Once everyone is caught, the misunderstanding is sorted out.

So, Dee & Dawn cash in the million and launch their own turtle sanctuary, the assassins are in jail & Dawn is with her dream man. This movie makes no sense and it rightly bombed at the box office. The acting is cliched and at times it is so bad! I am surprised to see Gary Chalk (Cold Squad) in it and to his credit, he seems very apologetic throughout the film. The only good thing is Pam’s two best friends, in full swing throughout! It’s dumb and stupid otherwise and I just wasted an afternoon watching it.

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