One day a guy calls tech support. This is a little like how it went…
Technical Support: Hello
Customer: Yeah, my cup holder broke and my computer is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced.
Technical Support: A cup holder?
Customer: Yeah cup holder…
Technical Support: Ummm did you get it with a promotional offer?
Technical Support: Umm are you sure you got the right company?
Technical Support: I ‘m sorry if I sound confused, because I am.
Customer: Well it’s square, and it’s on the front of the computer, and it comes out when you press a button…
At this point the Tech support guy had to put the guy on hold so he could finish laughing…
The guy had broken his CD-ROM drive, thinking it was a cup holder.