1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun’s hiccups???
A: Tell her she’s pregnant!!!
3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she’s making sleeping bags for mice.
5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
8.Q: What’s black and white and red and has trouble getting through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head!