Dad Jokes – 2 (Puns)

“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”
“How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!”
“What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.”
“Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.”
“Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
“I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
“What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.”
“Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.”
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.”
“Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.”
“What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.”

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