Oh boy! Would it be tougher to give up dairy or meat? When you take out dairy and/or meat it will not be pretty. Let’s see what all comes in dairy – any stuff made from the milk of cows, goats or sheep (camels & buffalo too but then I don’t get that stuff here). So no milk, cheese, butter or yogurt. Which means, no chocolate, candy, milkshakes, frappes, coffee with milk and most cakes & pastries. But that also means no pizza! What the…no pizza!!! That is sacrilege. Call the cops, call the FBI, Interpol and the pizza police. NOOOOOO!
Ok so giving up dairy might not be too tough as I’m sure we have cheese substitutes for making pizza. Like those vegan pizzas; never had one but hey it might not taste like old bathroom slippers! I haven’t had butter in ages, almost 10 years, that I know off. Atleast not that I remember. No big loss. There isn’t any actual butter in butterscotch is there? There is – shit! Err…ok!
Now let’s get to the meat. What meats do I eat? Fish, chicken, beef, quail, crab, pork, squid, prawns, the occasional frog’s leg or rabbit fry. I don’t think I could live without eating fish & chicken and beef is a huge staple in my state – the rest is just icing on the cake. But I can’t have cake cause no dairy! Oh this getting a little hard. I need them both in moderation cause I can’t live without dairy or meat!
So how about some 3 cheese pizza with pepperoni and a butterscotch shake?