Funny thing happened to me near the High Court junction this evening. I was about to cross the road when a guy called from behind “ROSHAN”! I stopped and turned around, the guys comes closer to me and then stops “Oh sorry! Wrong person!”
So, there’s another SEXY BEAST by the same name as me walking around Cochin? No way he thought I was a guy who looked just like me and had the same first name!!
How dare this imposter walk about my home town, looking like me and having the audacity to even have the same name as me? Such insolence, I shall not tolerate this nonsense. This is blasphemy! He shall pay. I will go about on a hunting expedition and track this doppelganger down and layeth the smackdown on his ass!