Music & movie critic : I already do this as a hobby on my blog but I’d love to have it spread around and have lots of people reading my reviews & criticism. I won’t be like some fruity movie bashing pompous & arrogant prick who belittles everything about a movie. I’d be more bias-free and offer my honest opinions. Anything that I like will also get my undying affection & loyalty. You can tv series to the movies too.
Wallpaper & theme creator: A few years ago I had created a few desktop themes for Windows. I had it uploaded to my Geocities website but ofcourse that is now defunct. I think I still have copies of those themes saved in a DVR somewhere. I really enjoyed creating them, painstakingly creating wallpapers, icons, music clips for alerts & all that stuff. Ofcourse I don’t have the kind of time (or patience apparently) at the moment to create those stuff but if I could I would do that for a living.
Professional masseur for Playboy’s Playmates : need no explanation!! Heck I’d do that for free!!!