My attempts at flirting are a in a class of their own. What I lack in appearance, I make up for in……perseverance! And courage! And variety! And novelty!
Here are a few of my favourite attempts at flirting:
- Can I see your wings? Or when did you get here from heaven? (angel)
- I bet your name is Mickey…..cause you’re so fine (Johnny Bravo)
- You must be from Tennessee…cause baby you are the only ’10’ I see!
- You smell kinda pretty…..wanna smell me? (Johnny Bravo)
- Has anyone told you that you’re angry when you’re beautiful?
That last one had this cutie who is visiting here on official business from the Bangalore office in splits this evening. I’ve been waiting to see her since last December and try this one on her. It works like a charm