Gorbachev, Reagan, and Thatcher all meet God. God says “I’ll answer one question from each of you.”
Reagan asks “How long will it be before the American people are happy, healthy, and living in prosperity?”
God replies “50 years.” Reagan starts to weep, and says “I won’t live long enough to see it!”
Thatcher says “What about the British people? How long until they’re all happy?” God says “100 years.” Thatcher starts to weep as well, saying “I won’t live long enough to see it!”
Gorbachev asks “What about the Soviet people?” God starts to weep, and says “I won’t live long enough to see it!”
What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
Fish and ships.