Late-Night Infomercial Narrative For This Blog

Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog. How do you market yourself? What qualities do you embody that other “products” don’t? What are the benefits of reading your blog?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys & girls – let me introduce you to the one blog that does things better than most. Sit back and give me a few minutes of you time while I explain why you “NEED” to visit this blog regularly and keep coming back!

This blog values truth, freedom or speech and loves people (for the most part, there are some elements of humanity that don’t deserve any sort of love) but isn’t going to take any of your bullshit! It’s a bullshit free zone! This blog like humour in the form of words or images and usually is written (typed) with a big smile on the face of the blogger. This blog has a lot of thoughts, musing and dreams (both while asleep and awake). This blog does not contain anything that the blogger does not feel passionate about – and hence every single post is written up or posted (in case of videos or images) with a heavy dose of enthusiasm and not just because the blogger has to post!

This blog has a variety of categories – sports (football and hockey and the occasional other sports), music, movies, tv shows, some politics and local events, lots of food and drink, coffee, humour, books, other blogs, religion & atheism. Lots of photos of delicious stuff. This blogger also blogs about his loves, hates, family, friends and some of his feelings, happy or sad or angry or whatever.

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