(I posted this on Facebook this morning)
This happened a long time ago, 2005?, a conversation between me and a lady colleague/friend of mine, while we were both in the office. I won’t say who, let’ see if she remembers and if you do remember please message me
Me to my female colleague who wants to use the same system : Hey, just wait a while until I finish this.
She : No. I need it now
Me: Just a sec!
She (loudly) : No, no SECS (sex)!!
Followed by loud laughing by me and a deeply embarrassed look on her face!!!