Pickup Lines #1

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

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