Q: What is 35 feet long and has 42 teeth?
A: A bus full of rednecks.
Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”
How do you tell a redneck is married? There are tobacco spits on either side of his pickup truck.
When two rednecks divorce, do they still remain family?
Q: How can you break a redneck’s nose without getting into a fight?
A: Put a 50 dollar bill under a glass table.
One redneck girl to another: I think Billy Bob might be cheatin’ on me. I ain’t even sure the kids’re his.