Smelly, Stinky Vice Rant

You. We know *you* are vice-free, dear Daily Post reader. But, or perhaps we should say, “butt,” others around you and in your life are riddled with vices: they smoke; they eat too much celery; they hog the covers; they can’t keep their hands out of the office candy bowl. Which vice or bad habit can you simply not abide in others?

I never claim to be perfect and all that but here’s what I hate about smokers – not all of them but a vast majority of smokers where I live are the rudest fucking assholes ever! Public smoking is so shitty. You got to a small shop to buy something or like a road side stall in the hot sun for a cold drink of lemonade and perhaps a small snack to munch on. As you drink your lemonade, here comes along this fucking douchebag and buys a cigarette or a pack of smokes from the same shopkepper. They light one and blow the smoke in all directions so that you, a non-smoker, gets a full whiff of that shit to inhale. Beautiful!

I hate the smell that sticks to regular smokers. I can’t believe that I once smoked (not a lot but the occasional cigarette or two) myself. I cannot stand that disgusting smell that people bring in and will move away if it is too stinky. I’ve also told a few colleagues to go wash or that I would personally beat them, drag them to the loo and wash their mouth with soap and Dettol and with the aid of the toilet cleaning brush!

And I’m only partly joking!

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