Some Weird Laws

I got these ‘weird laws in effect around the world’ from Sangeetha’s blog. My comments are in purple.

  • It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament in UK (so please die elsewhere)
  • In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. (yes, but can you call Napoleon a pig?)
  • In Ohio, it is against the state law to get a fish drunk.(but my aquarium is filled with beer!!)
  • In UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants; even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet. (does he have to wear it afterwards?)
  • In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation. (I would never have made it past the age of 13 in that country)
  • In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six feet long. (so a concealed weapon of 5 feet 11 inches is fine?)
  • In Vermont, women must get written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. (who checks up if it was actually their husband who signed the permission slip?)
  • In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examinations; he may only see their reflections in a mirror. (or else he may go blind!)
  • In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear (damn!)
  • Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden in Israel. (on the other 6 days – dig away)
  • In Denmark, attempt to escape from prison is not illegal; however, if one is caught, he is required to serve out the remainder of his term. (so don’t get caught)
  • In Connersville, Wisconsin, no man can shoot a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Ok, which one is the most weird? I was actually hoping to tour Thailand without any undies and shoot guns in Connersville while giving an orgasm to my lady friend.

they do it with mirrors movie

3 thoughts on “Some Weird Laws”

  1. These are hilarious. The orgasm one has really got me. Who thinks of these things in the first place? What a wacky world we live in.

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