#1 It’s illegal to borrow your neighbor’s dog.
#2 Oral sex is a Class 1 Felony
#3 You have to keep a detailed record of every cotton sale you make for at least a year.
#4 It’s illegal to hold an organizational meeting while wearing a mask (sorry furries)
#5 It’s illegal to have sex in a hotel room if you’re not married (and it’s also illegal to lie about being married).
#6 It’s illegal to sniff glue in Huntersville
#7 It’s against the law to not pay taxes on any illegal drugs you deal.
#8 It’s now illegal to use climate change science to predict sea-level rise.
#9 It’s illegal to serve alcohol at a bingo game.
#10 Stealing over $1,000 of grease is a class H felony.