Take That, Rosetta!

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in any language you don’t currently speak, which would it be? Why? What’s the first thing you do with your new linguistic skills?

Easy! French. It is the poshest and most coolest language around. Also the most sexual and romantic sounding language around. If I woke up tomorrow with the ability to speak impeccable French, I would flaunt it. Flaunt it at the opposite sex. Ma cherie, voulez-vous coucher avec moi? In a French accent, I imagine if I said that and with my charm, I would get the little ladies to rip off their panties in a jiffy! I am terrible, I know!

Seriously I love the way that the words flow & sound in French. If not French then it would be Spanish because nothing sounds more exciting the way it is spoken in Spanish. You could be describing a mundane evening of making a sandwich, watching tv alone at home and watching Youtube before going to bed at 11pm and it would still sound like the exciting build up on a football pitch before a magnificent goal! The Spanish speaking population is that excitable.

A third language would be Klingon. So I can quote Klingon proverbs at you before I kill you with my Bat’leth, you p’takh with no honour!

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