I’m a leo so I must have been a lion….hear me roar…..ROAR!!!!!
I must have been a cat, cause I am so graceful and have used up 8 lives already!
I must have been a wolf……cause when I see a hot chick my wilder instincts kick in and I go “awooooooooo” and wolf whistle!
I must have been an eagle, cause I’m balding :_(
I must have been a horse and hung like one too. And because I know you’d like to ride me cowgirl!
I must have been a dog, cause I love doing it doggie style
I must have been a tiger cause I was the inspiration for that wonderful rock song “Eye Of The Tiger”
I must have been a bunny, cause I’d to be doing it like bunnies!
Maybe I was like Gizmo in the movie Gremlins. All furry and cute. Just make sure you don’t feed me after midnight!
I just know I wasn’t a donkey…..but if I was one, wouldn’t you like to touch my ass?!???!!