What Animal Were You In A Former Life

I’m a leo so I must have been a lion….hear me roar…..ROAR!!!!!

I must have been a cat, cause I am so graceful and have used up 8 lives already!

I must have been a wolf……cause when I see a hot chick my wilder instincts kick in and I go “awooooooooo” and wolf whistle!

I must have been an eagle, cause I’m balding :_(

I must have been a horse and hung like one too. And because I know you’d like to ride me cowgirl!

I must have been a dog, cause I love doing it doggie style

I must have been a tiger cause I was the inspiration for that wonderful rock song “Eye Of The Tiger”

I must have been a bunny, cause I’d to be doing it like bunnies!

Maybe I was like Gizmo in the movie Gremlins. All furry and cute. Just make sure you don’t feed me after midnight!

I just know I wasn’t a donkey…..but if I was one, wouldn’t you like to touch my ass?!???!!

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