You want to buy me a present for my next birthday (which is in August) I hear! Cool, start saving your money and put it towards buying me:
A beer bottle chandelier. Like this or others like it. You have very cool designs available for purchase!
Very awesome looking fish aquarium coffee tables! Combine two things at one and it will not only serve both purposes but look amazing as well.
Upside down beer bottle shapes in the inside of a beer glass! Incredible!
And finally the remote controlled tarantula. To frighten women and small children!