Words Of Wisdom

Taken from Wilma @ Death Bed Moment :

  • It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
  • You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on to the carpet.
  • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of ‘smart’?
  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
  • A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
  • Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it’s an amusement park.
  • LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS’ MISTAKES. USE BIRTH CONTROL!
  • Money isn’t everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • Don’t Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
  • Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  • One good thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to meet new people every day.
  • Friends don’t let friends take ugly men home.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
  • The latest survey shows that three out of four people makeup 75% of the population.

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