In Boston, duels can be carried out to death on Sunday as long as the governor is present.
It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
No gorillas are allowed in the back seat of cars.
In Boston, it is illegal to bathe unless your doctor gives you a prescription. BUT, it’s also illegal not to bathe before going to bed in Boston.
Goatees are illegal unless you obtain and pay for a license to wear your goatee in public.
It is illegal in The Commonwealth of Massachusetts to scare a pigeon.
Christmas has been illegal in Massachusetts since 1659. If you celebrate Christmas, you will be fined five shillings.
Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine in Massachusetts.
False teeth must be removed during sexual intercourse.