12 Days Of Christmas (Indian Version)

I cannot believe that I’ve never seen this before this morning. It’s awesome. Here are the lyrics:

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 Hare Krishna, (is that Indian?)
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 Indian games, (I want to be the cowboy)
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
11 syllable names (P Sarvan Muthu Double Decker Bus)
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 cricket ball tamperers,
11 syllable names
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 minutes of fame,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

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