Bet you won’t find these fortunes in the cookies that you eat!

1. You will be reading something stupid today

2. Confucius is now confused

3. Ok you have had enough; go to sleep

4. Really? A fortune in a cookie. Get a brain!

5. Bet you wish you had gone to that Italian place down the street now huh?

6. Don’t eat me, I’m stale!

7. Hey there good lookin, watchya got cookin!

8. Really, I’m gonna be eaten up by you of all people?

9. I see dead people

10. The Truth is out there!

11. Live Long & Prosper