Vending Machines

Where I live there are very few vending  machines. Infact I can’t remember having seen one other than coffee, tea & some soft drinks (that last one was in Bangalore). Coffee machines are a plenty in some commercial buildings and offices. But other than those it’s almost non-existent in my neck of the woods and in India in general. I know that it’s probably there in cities like Bombay, Chennai, Delhi i.e the metros but not in the rest of the country. Therefore my personal usage is very, very limited.

But in whatever I see on tv/movies I like the idea a lot. From newspapers, soups, chocolate bars, sandwiches, soft drinks etc – the vending machines serve a very good purpose. I’d like having these at hospitals, movie theatres, train stations and the airport. For people in a hurry, in transit or waiting in one place for a long time, they are a heaven sent. How about in shopping malls and other public places? I’d like even stuffed toys, furry animals to also be in vending machines. How about bottled water and baby food, milk and other stuff for parents with kids? That would be awesome wouldn’t it?

It’s so funny how something as trivial as a vending machine that the West takes for granted would be a big boon for us over here in a developing nation. It would be seen as a luxury over here at the moment but it would make things very easy and convenient for a lot of us in these times.

The Beach

Almost everyone I know loves going to the beach. The ones that don’t like the beach have never been to one. There is something very special about going to the beach. Especially a quite once in the evenings and watching the sun setting down on the horizon. Standing on the land, watching our sun going down (not really but it feels that way for us) and disappearing beyond the water – it’s calming, soothing, relaxing and amazingly cool. Ofcourse I do not like crowded beaches and the ones that I love going to are times when there aren’t that many people. And the ones in Kerala, with the exception of one part of Kovalam, are usually devoid of bikinis and speedos and beach volleyball playing jocks and certainly no poseurs. I have been to the beaches in Kovalam, Trivandrum, Fort Kochi, Cherrai, Calicut & Kuwait.

There is something inherently basic about us and the oceans & seas. We are drawn to it time and again. That’s because we came from the oceans. Life began under water and it’s natural for us to be drawn to it from time to time. We feel at peace watching the waves go up and down, crashing down on the shore and as we feel the breeze in our faces and the water at our feet, our troubles seem so insignificant; inconsequential trivial drivel that seems to fade in the distance. We are one with nature, one with the world and that is more religion that anything that was forged from the demented minds of pathetic men can ever give us. We are a part of the ocean and the ocean is a part of us. As I stand next to the waves lashing at the shore, I feel connected to nature and the ocean.

I haven’t been to a beach in a while; last time was a kinda bachelor party celebration at Cherai Beach with about 10 guys from the office. We went there at around 7pm and it was just us and no one else at the beach. W had whiskey & soda and some excellent grilled chicken. Great evening!

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Ice Age 1 2 & 3

Who doesn’t love the Ice Age movies? If you don’t, go away from me. The amazingly fun & exciting storylines of the Ice Age characters – led by Manny the Mammoth (Ray Romano), Sid the sloth (John Leguizamo) & Diego the smilodon (Dennis Leary). As a large group of  Paleolithical animals try to make their way south to avoid the ice age, Sid is saved by an agitated Manny from two attacking brontops who Sid angered. Sid soon attaches himself to Manny for protection & friendship, much to the Mammoth’s annoyance. Meanwhile, Soto, the leader of a Smilodon pride wants revenge on a group of humans by eating the chief’s baby son, Roshan, alive. Soto leads a raid on the human camp, during which Roshan’s mother is separated from the rest and jumps down a waterfall when cornered by Soto’s lieutenant, Diego. For his failure, Diego is sent to find and retrieve the baby. Manny & Sid find the dying mother who entrust the baby to Manny.

Manny & Sid try to bring the baby back to the settlement but find it deserted. They meet up with Diego, who convinces the pair to let him help by tracking the humans. While having small adventures on their way, they reach a cave where Sid and Diego learn about Manny’s past and his previous interactions with the humans, in which his wife and son were killed, leaving Manny a cynical loner. At one time the group passes a flying saucer frozen in the ice, while Sid comes upon a display that looks like it’s showing the evolution of sloths. When they get near the ambush point Diego has a change of heart as Manny risked his own life to rescue him and tells them about the ambush awaiting them. A short fight ensues in which Sid, Manny & Diego are victorious against the smilodons and they finally get baby Roshan to his father & their tribe. The now pack of 3 leave for new adventures.

Which brings us to Ice Age 2 : The Meltdown. The ice is melting and the land animals need to find a giant tree that can act as a boat to save them from the impending flood. A lone vulture warns the animals that a giant tree can act as a boat and save them if they make it to the end of the valley within three days time, and all soon set out to find it. Our 3 heroes are soon joined by 2 opossums, Crash & Eddie with their adopted sister Ellie; a female mammoth who thinks she is an opossum too, much to Manny’s chagrin. He finally convinces her of her true nature. Ellie and Manny ultimately make up when they must co-operate to save the group when the ground cracks under their feet. Sid is kidnapped by a tribe of mini-sloths who believe Sid to be a god. However they plan to sacrifice him to a volcano and Sid barely escapes.

While making their way they run into a field of hot geysers, which separate Manny, Sid, and Diego from Ellie and her brothers. When the flood comes, Manny saves Ellie from drowning as she is caught in a cave (due to falling rocks), while Diego overcomes his fear of water to save Sid. Cretaceous and Maelstrom arrive, but due to Manny’s quick thinking, they are finished off by a rock which falls on them, killing them both. The flood is diverted saving all the animals when a crack in the glacier, which widens into a fissure, is formed by the antics of Scrat. At the end of the filma herd of mammoths shows up, but Manny and Ellie decide to remain together anyway, taking Sid, Diego, and the opossum brothers along.

In the third film, Ice Age 3 : Dawn Of The Dinosaurs our heroes are in a domestic situation with Ellie pregnant and Manny fawning over her. Diego decides to leave the herd, believing that he is losing his predatory nature as a tiger. Sid feels a little jealous of Manny & Ellie and “adopts” three apparently abandoned eggs that he finds in an icy underground cavern and call them Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko. Despite warning from his friends to put the eggs back, Sid instead looks after the eggs, which hatch into baby Tyrannosaurus the next morning. Sid tries to raise them but they are too powerful & rambunctious to fit in with all the other child animals. The momma T-rex finds them and takes all 3 kids with Sid along underground. Diego, Manny, Ellie, Crash, and Eddie follow as well and discover that the icy cavern leads to a vast jungle populated by dinosaurs thought to be extinct.

In the jungle they meet up with an insane, one-eyed weasel named Buckminster, or Buck who helps them track the T-rex so they can rescue Sid. Buck has been living in this jungle for some time and is chasing Rudy, an abnormally large albino Baryonyx, with the intention of avenging the loss of his right eye at Rudy’s hands. The cross the chasm of death and as the herd moves toward Lava Falls, Ellie goes into labor and a Guanlong pack strikes. While fending them off Ellie goes into labour and deliver Peaches, a girl. Sid is rescued and when Rudy is about the attack them, the mamma T-rex, charges at him and knocking him off a cliff. The T rex and her babies bid Sid farewell as the gang makes their way back to topside, while Buck stays where he wants to be: underground, battling it out with Rudy, whose roar he hears again.

Very funny movies, my fav being the 3rd one. Can’t wait for the 4th movie.

Euro 2012 : Quater-finals Lineup

And so the group stages of Euro 2012 concludes. Did not expect some of these results but in the end except for Holland not being there and Greece making it, it looks like a predicted quater-final lineup.Let’s look at the last round of matches in the group stages shall we?

Group A : It ended with a heart break for the Russians who started so well and a delight for the underdog Greek side. The Czech Republic beat co-hosts Poland by a solitary goal enough to see them top the group and go through to the quarters after a bad start to the tournament. But in the end they did what was needed. You can’t say that about the Russians who’s over-confidence led them to sit back against Greece on the 16th and they lost out of a chance to progress through. Greece too won by a solitary goal and they join the Czechs in the knck-out stages and will face favourites Germany.

Group B : Holland were not yet out of the running but still needed two things to happen – they had to beat the Portuguese side by 2 goals or more and Germany had to beat Denmark. Well the Germans closed out their group stage matches in style winning all 3 matches by beating the Danes 2-1. An Holland started off well by scoring in the 11th minute and looking strong. However their defense and midfield let them down as a Portuguese side went rampant led by Ronaldo who scored a brace and gave Portugal a 2-1 win and second place in the group with 6 points. Holland go back home with just 2 goals scored and 0 points and now have to go back to the drawing board.

Group C : Was there any doubt that Italy & Spain would not go through to the next round? Spain however did have a nervous match with Croatia winning on a solitary goal and relying on a late substitute to get the 1-0 win for them. Despite their nervy performance one would expect Spain to pick up their game for the knockout stages. Same for Italy who had a comfortable 2-0 win against a spirited Irish side who in the end were lacking in quality. I expect Spain to make it to the finals probably facing off against Germany, as they haven’t looked like they have reached their peak. Spain looks like they still have a gear or two left.

Group D : Finally the matches from last night, pulled off a surprise in the form of already disqualified Sweden handing France a 2-0 win. The Swedes will therefor go out with their heads held high but what does that do to the confidence of the French? They looked abysmal last night and will need to pick things up. Especially since their quaterfinal opponent is Spain! England look to have things in place by managing a 1-0 win against Ukraine and topping group one. That should give the English enough confidence against an Italian side who are yet to peak.

So hear is a look at what awaits us fans in the quaterfinals:

Looks interesting. My predictions will be a a semifinal lineup with Germany vs Italy & Spain vs Portugal. Looks exciting.

The Killing – Season 2

We left season one with councilman Darren Richmond shot and taken to the hospital and Belco is arrested by the cops. Richmond survives after being operated on but he loses the use of his legs as he is paralyzed from the waist down. He struggles with it and Jaime spends a lot of time with him in the hospital trying to help me get through this ordeal. Sarah Linden puts her plans on going to California on hold; she leaves the plans with her son immediately on learning that detective Holder had forged documents framing Richmond. Initially she avoids Holder believing that he is a corrupt cop but meanwhile, Holder learns that he was a pawn in a bigger conspiracy and his recent promotion to homicide detective may not have had anything to do with his police merits. The two regroup and plan to prove Richmond’s innocence.

The truth about Richmond’s location the night of Rosie Larsen’s murder was that particular night, he attempted suicide due to lingering grief over his wife’s death. He jumped a bridge but was rescued by a fisherman. As Richmond contemplate his political future and life as a paraplegic, stricken with guilt Gwen leaves for Washington DC to work for a senator friend of her father, but returned to help Richmond distance himself from the murder suspicion.

After the false arrest Jamie also steels Richmond’s campaign resolve by suggesting that the current mayor might be behind the false arrest. Richmond puts his campaign back on track and he gets a lot of sympathy support from voters. The Larsens are stunned by the developments and Mitch is particular is unable to stand it. She leaves for a few weeks, leaving Stan to take care of the boys with help from Terry. The older boy Tommy goes through a rough patch, acting out and getting in trouble at school which Stan reacts badly to. After a tense few days Stan has a talk with his son and they patch things up. The boys even get a new dog which helps them take their mind of the terrible things in their life.

Rosie’s bloodied backpack is found outside the Larsen’s house and this leads to a possible suspect in a young  man who’s father was killed by Stan on orders of his then mob boss. After being questioned by Holder & Linden, the boy is ruled out as a suspect but he ends up killing Stan’s old boss. During the questioning it is revealed that Rosie knew that Stan wasn’t her biological father. Meanwhile all clues leads back to the Native American casino which Holder & Linden stake out. The first time Holder creates a diversion in the casino floor while Sarah sneaks in. Holder is taken out to the woods and beaten severely while Linden gets back to the prescient and screams to her boss to get a search out for her partner. The police get a warrant to search for him and they finally find him beaten and have to hospitalize him. Linden then sneaks in once again, given a lead by a concerned staff of the casino – Rosie moonlighted as a staff in the casino and used to go up to an unfinished floor to view the city from there. Sarah searched & finds a keycard stuck in the boards but is beaten and lands up in a psychiatric ward on the grounds that she tried to kill herself at the casino.

With Holder’s & her ex-fiance’s help, Linden is released and they two finally get some backing by their chief to search the unfinished floor – and they find the keycard. At city hall they find that the keycard belongs to the Richmond campaign. All eyes are on the killer being either Gwen or Jamie. Finally in a stunning season 2 finale, it appeared that Richmond’s aide, Jamie, had killed Rosie after she stumbled onto a conspiracy involving Jamie with crooked real estate developer Michael Ames and casino boss Nicole Jackson. Holder shots and killed Wright when Jamie, after confessing, raised his own gun. Case closed? Nope. It turns out Rosie’s aunt Terry ultimately killed her, by driving a campaign car into a lake – not knowing that it was Rosie in the trunk. She thought it might lead her lover, Ames, to leave his wife. When Linden deduces this, we have a heart wrenching scene where Terry breaks down and tries to apologizes to Mitch & Stan.

At the end of the episode the Larsens move into their new house with their boys and new dog and try to start life afresh. They are given a video that Rosie made called “What I Know,” in which she expresses her dreams of traveling and love for her family. She had planned to leave Seattle and travel. As Holder & Linden sit in their car outside, they get a call for a new case Linden gets out of the car. Holder insists they got the “bad guy”. She asks who it was. He drives off, leaving her behind to stare at the Larsen garage, then she walks away.

Brilliant show with some good solid acting and a stunning end. I suggest you watch it and enjoy it for yourself. 26 episodes, which one could argue could have been made into a single season.

Nothing To Lose

Nothing to lose. Think about this common phrase/sentence. I have nothing to lose. It’s usually followed by “and everything to gain”. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain, meaning I take the chance and if I fail then nothing is lost but if I win I gain something or a lot. You use this or hear other people say or write it and you read it a lot.

Take a minute to think about it. Does it only mean that you should take that chance as the positives far outweigh the negatives and you could gain a lot. Read that again – I have nothing to lose! Meaning I don’t have anything with me worth losing. I have nothing of value that I could risk losing. Which means that I have nothing important.

While the first situation is an ok way to be in, a good situation even, the second is not. It’s terrible and sad and a desperate state to be in. I never want to be in that situation. I want to only have the first kind of situations in my life.

No Secs Please, I Want To Work

(I posted this on Facebook this morning)

This happened a long time ago, 2005?, a conversation between me and a lady colleague/friend of mine, while we were both in the office. I won’t say who, let’ see if she remembers and if you do remember please message me :)

Me to my female colleague who wants to use the same system : Hey, just wait a while until I finish this.
She : No. I need it now
Me: Just a sec!
She (loudly) : No, no SECS (sex)!!

Followed by loud laughing by me and a deeply embarrassed look on her face!!!

Year One

From director Harold Ramis & produced by Judd Apatow, we get Year One a 2009 comedy look at what a biblical era road trip would be like. Starring Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, Oliver Platt & Olivia Wilde. The movie made on a $60 million budget did not do well at the box office, just making $62 mil and receiving mostly negative reviews. I do not know why though; it’s not great but it’s funny in places and I had a nice time watching it.

Zed and Oh (Black & Cera) are two hapless tribesmen living in the village and foraging in the forests; Zed is an incompetent hunter while Oh is a shy gatherer and picked on by most of the hunters. Zed had big dreams and wants to explore. He eats from the tree of forbidden Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, the shaman and Marlak banish him from the tribe. While leaving Zed accidentally sets fire to the village. Oh joins Zed in his trip to discover the world and what it has to offer. On their way they meet Cain & Abel – Cain kills Abel and informs Zed and Oh that they must escape with him or else be accused of killing Abel.

Later in a market they find that their tribesmen, including Maya & Eema – who Zed & Oh respectively have a crush on – have all been captured and are sold as slaves. They try to buy the girls’ freedom, but Cain ends up selling Zed and Oh and leaves. Enroute with their new masters, Sodomites attack the slave owners giving Zed & Oh a chance to escape. However the remaining slaves are taken to Sodom. Intending to rescue the ladies, our heroes decide to make their way in search of them. They come to a mountain and find Abraham about to kill his son Isaac. Zed stops them, claiming that the Lord sent him to do so. Abraham takes them to his Hebrew village and tells them about the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. As Abraham plans to circumcise the men, Zed & Oh with help from Issac escape in the night and find their way to Sodom.

There they meet Cain who calls them his brothers and shows them around and makes them fellow guards for the Sodom army. The next morning they see Princess Inanna who is fasting because she feels guilty that most of the city is starving. Later she invites Zed to come visit her at the palace. At a party there they see Maya & Eema working as slaves and Oh, who was serving as a gold human statue is made to follow the gay priest around the palace. Inanna asks Zed to enter the the Holy of Holies and tell her what it is like, thinking that Zed is the “Chosen One”. When Zed enters he finds it to be empty & also finds Oh hiding from the priest inside the Holy of Holies. Once they come out however, the king has his soldiers arrest them for blasphemy. The two are sentenced to be stoned to death but Zed convinces the Sodomites to have mercy, so they are instead sentenced to hard labor until they die from work. The king then announces that he will be sacrificing his daughter and two virgins (Maya and Eema) as a gift to the gods in exchange for an end to the drought.

Zed interrupts the ceremony claiming to be the ‘chosen one’ and a riot starts. Oh saves Eema and Abraham arrives with the Hebrews to overthrow the king. The priest is sacrificed instead and it starts to pour rain. A grateful people declare Zed to be the new leader but he graciously declines and proclaims Inanna as the queen. Zed instead decides to become an explorer with Maya. Oh becomes the leader of the village and heads back with Eema and their tribesmen.

A lot messy and crazy, I still found it funny and not as bad as it was made out to be. 7 out of 10!

Bones – Season 4

From the tumultuous ending of last season, we find Booth & Brennan in the UK to attend conferences. They are then called upon to help solve a case in collaboration with a pair of investigators from London. One of the investigators is killed and our pair must find the killers at all costs. Once back in the US, an explosion in an outhouse reveals a body left in the sewage and turns out to be a reality TV host with a long list of people that might want him dead and Booth and Brennan are left to narrow down the suspects. Booth’s son Parker finds a severed finger which the track to an illegal dog fighting ring. The owner of a dog, ordered his dog to kill the victim who was trying to expose the dog-fighting ring. Brennan is attracted to the dog, Ripley, and wants to take him away and take care of  him.

She gets a collar that reads “Ripley Brennan.” Booth has bad news: they put Ripley down. Brennan is saddened. “It wasn’t Ripley’s fault. People made him do what he did.” They bury Riley with an emotional Brennan saying a few words. Next case is of a mentally toubled scifi author during which they have to get Zack’s help. In the course of the case, Zack admits to Sweets that he didn’t kill the man he admitted to have killed – but he found out his home address and Zack only confessed because his actions led to the man’s death. He did kill him, but not literally. Sweets wants to tell Brennan right away but Zack stops him. Next the remains of a despised office manager are discovered in an elevator shaft and Booth & Brennan have to figure out which employee killed her. Next the find the remains of a female pastor who it turns out started life out as a man and had a sexchange operation before becoming a pastor. A corpse is found inside a crushed car like those used in car sculptures made by an artist named Geoffrey Thorne. Evidence leads to the art gallery where Thorne displays his work.

A superb episode in when a corpse is found on a plane in which Brennan & Booth are enroute to China and they must find who the killer is before they land. They then have to go undercover in a circus to find out the killer of a pair of performing cojoined twins. When Booth’s bitter hockey rival is found dead, he is a suspect so FBI Agent Payton Perotta joins Brennan in the investigation. Payton also joins Brennan to solve murder of the woman might be linked to the possession of an age-old prop of Excalibur from a famous French movie, when Booth is recovering from a bad back. Next the lab is thrown into immediate lock down when  an unknown substance oozing from the remains of a corpse they are cleaning and they realize they have only 24 hours to unravel the mystery before the bones disintegrate. Next the team discover that a dead pregnant 16-year-old high school volleyball player, and are shocked to find that nearly half of her teammates are either pregnant or already have had babies from the same father.

An image of the Virgin Mary turns out to be a bloodstain at a cardboard recycling plant Booth and Bones find a flattened body inside a compressed bale of cardboard. The line of suspects grows longer when the team discovers that the marriage-obsessed young woman had a fiancé as well as numerous boyfriends from a cell-phone dating service. Next an actual skeleton of a musician is used as a stage prop for a black metal band. When the head of Sachi Nakamura, the sister of Booth’s friend, is discovered in Washington, D.C., her brother Ken, a detective from Tokyo, flies in to aid the search for his sister’s killer. The investigation leads to an elite escort service, and the team must race against the clock when Sachi’s roommate is missing as well. A college is found dead in a mascot uniform. The season ends with Booth having an operation to remove a tumour in his brain. While in a coma he dreams all of the regular characters are seen living different lives. Booth and Brennan are married and own a nightclub called “The Lab”, but when a body is found at the club, Detectives Cam Saroyan and Jared Booth are called to investigate. However, not everything is as it seems. For example, Caroline Julian, who is a federal prosecutor is a defense lawyer, and Sweets is the frontman of the bandGormogon, who was a cannabalistic serial killer. When he wakes up from his coma he has lost his memory and does not recognize Brennan.

This season also sees Angela finally getting her divorce after a long tussle with her ‘husband’ but due to differences on having kids, Hodgins & Angela break up which is even more painful for Hodgins. Angela briefly begins an affair with a former lover, a woman artist. Cam adopts the 16 year old daughter of her former lover who died recently. And the team discovers the true identity of The Grave Digger, who almost kills Booth but is later apprehended.

Euro 2012 : After Round 1 Of Group Games

After the second round of matches, that just completed last night, thinks look a lot clearer but bleaker for some teams.

Group A : the most boring group, is still open with the game results of June 12th. Greece having lost to the Czechs are bottom with 1 point. Poland drew with Russia and have 2 points. Russia are on top with 4 points followed by the Czechs with 3. Nothing is decided yet as all 3 teams below Russia can still top the group depends on tonight’s results. That’s the beauty of the game. Anyways, I might not be watching the matches tonight.

Group B : Oh Holland, how thou have fallen. 2 games, 2 losses and just 1 goal. They still have a slight chance, very slight chance of qualifying- if they beat Portugal say 3-0 and Germany defeats Denmark without conceding a goal, Holland could still scrap through on goal difference. Very minor chance. Germany thanks to a solid midfield and Mario Gomez’s goals defeated Holland 2-1 on the 13th, while Portugal managed to win 3-2 against Denmark. So Germany with 6 points are sure to go through, Portugal & Denmark have 3 points – who will join them.

Group C : Spain have found their form with a resounding 4-0 victory over the Irish with Fernando Torres grabbing a brace and find themselves top with 4 points. Italy managed to draw, again, against Croatia 1-1 and find themselves at the 3rd place in the group. The Croats have 4 points and sit in second place but now face Spain and a victory will be hard. Italy have to beat the Irish to qualify and hope that Spain does it’s job. The Irish have 0 points and are out but meanwhile the Irish fans won the hearts of the home crowds & players with their good spirits and cheer.

Group D : Last night France gave a solid performance to defeat co-hosts Ukraine 2-0 and go on top with 4 points. England managed to thwart a resilient Swedish side and came from behind to win 3-2. Heartbreaking for the Swedes who are bottom with 0 points and are out of the tournament. England will next play the Ukrainians and a win is expected and should see them join France in the next round. France should be wary of Sweden who have nothing to play for but pride and they could be dangerous in the last game.

True Blood – Season 2

Season 2 explorers Sookie’s relationship with Bill Compton while Bill also has to deal with his progeny Jessica, the 17 year old girl he was forced to make into a vampire. At the start of the season Eric Northman, the sheriff of Area 5, invites Bill & Sookie to his club as he wants to recruit Sookie to find his maker, Godric. Tara who has been forsaken by her mother (a jealous recovering alcoholic who wants to get back to Jesus & the church) is taken under the wings of the mysterious Maryann Forrester, a mysterious social worker. Maryann is actually an ancient maenad, a supernatural being devoted to Dionysus (Greek god), in search of a supernatural being to sacrifice as an offering to bring Dionysus back to earth.

Maryann introduces Tara to ‘Eggs’ Benedict Talley, a young man she also ‘rescued’ and the two begin a relationship. Meanwhile Sookie travels with Bill & Jessica to Dallas. Jason feels that he has been given a new lease of life and a sign from Jesus and joins the Light of Day Church, an orthodox & vampire hating group. There he is given military training and goes high up in the ranks of the group due to his abilities and because the church leader rev Steve Newlin has taken a liking to him. Jason has also seemingly had a good impression on Newlin’s wife Sarah and although he tries to avoid her affections, he finally succumbs and has sex with her. Lafayette is captured by Eric and kept in a dungeon for weeks but is later given an option to do business for Eric, of trading V, which the short order cook reluctantly accepts.

In Dallas Sookie agrees to join forces with a fellow human Hugo, who is the boyfriend of the vampire Isabel and pretend to be a newly engaged couple who are looking for a church to get married in. They pretend to be vampire haters and ask for a tour of the church & surrounding hoping that Sookie will be able to read their minds and find out where Godric is being kept. However at the church the two of them are trapped in a basement as they know who they were sent by. Later it turns out that Hugo was in league with the church members and had betrayed his vampire lover. One of rev. Newlin’s men attempts to rape Sookie but is stopped by Godric. After he helps Sookie leave the basement he reveals to Eric that he wasn’t being held captive against his will but he complied as he was curious about the church. Jason & Bill arrive to take Sookie back and in a brief fight the vampires win and leave with Jason & Sookie and bring Hugo to their Dallas headquarters. However the place is bombed by one of the church’s members who sneaks in and explodes a bomb strapped to him. A few people & vampires die.

Back in Bon Tempes things have gotten out of hand. Maryann finds pleasure in hosting giant orgies, creating mayhem and chaos and witnessing pure lust. She controls the actions of the inhabitants of Bon Temps by putting a bizarre spell on them, which turns their eyes completely black and has them do her bidding. She also has a history with Sam and wants to kill him as an offering to Dionysus as she is aware of Sam’s true nature as a shapeshifter. She has a fellow shapeshifter Daphne join Sam’s bar as a waitress and reveal her abilities to him. The two begin an affair but Daphen is only doing Maryann’s bidding. When Sookie & Bill come back to her house, they find it taken over by Maryann & her followers, indulging in binge drinking & eating and fornicating out in the open. Bill is unable to affect Maryann but Sookie seems to have powers to thwart her. Maryann has Sookie agree to be her maid of honour in her marriage to Dionysus on the threat that she will kill Jason, who is also under the spell. Sookie agrees and the town folks all go to search for Sam and bring him to be sacrificed. They succeeds in capturing Sam and Eggs slides a knife in his heart, but Bill saves Sam. Sam, shifting into a white bull, has Maryann believe Dionysus has returned to earth. Hence Maryann drops her supernatural shields and Sam, still in the guise of a white bull, is able to kill Maryann for good. After she is killed the town returns to their senses and have no memory of what they had done under Maryann’s influence.

This season also sees a blossoming romance between Jessica and Hoyt, a co-worker of Jason. And the storyline also features Bill’s backstory of being a solider who was turned into a vampire by Lorena with whom he had a long relationship before asking to be released by her. She wants him back and will do anything for it to happen. At the end of the season Eggs learns that it was he who killed 3 women and ripped out their hearts for Maryann and he holds deputy Andy Bellefleur at knife-point begging to be arrested. Believing it to be an attack, Jason shoots him dead but Andy wipes the gun clean and takes the blame himself and tells Jason to leave. And at a dinner outside of Bon Tempes Bill proposes to Sookie but while she is in the bathroom trying to find an answer, Bill is captured with a silver chain and kidnapped. When she returns, she finds that Bill is gone and the place is in disarray.

Chinese Farmer’s Daughter

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”

“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”

“Ok,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.”

“Well, that’s pretty crappy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about.” He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: “Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.”

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.”

Where I Hope To Be In 3 Years

3 years from now….I just want to be happy. Yeah that’s it – happy! And for that I hope that in 3 years I am..

Job wise I want to be secure and earning a nice big salary that will let me not worry about my future. And I want some real job satisfaction and not hate going to work every morning. Personally I want to have my own place – in my own apartment, hopefully a nice 2 or 3 bedroom (meaning one will be turned into a den/library) somewhere in the city. And hopefully by then I would have found Ms.right and married her and we’re settling in for a nice, comfortable life together. Both of us with good, well paying jobs that let us have a few luxuries and lead a comfortable life in our apartment. Or a small home, with a little garden and a dog and 2 cats.

I hope to have some money saved in the bank and be able to go on a proper holiday with the lady in question. I don’t care for too much nightlife or going ape-shit crazy in some place – I want to see some beautiful places and I have my list in both India as well as in other nations. It will mean a lot more if I have someone for company, someone special ofcourse. Other than the money, job satisfaction, financial security, a nice place to live in and Mrs.Roshan, I don’t think I could ask for much more. I have this vision of a great place to be in and I want to live there. That’s where I hope to be in 3 years.

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A Friend Starts Life Afresh

I had posted in Facebook (in both an Atheist group as well as the regular Timeline) a couple of days ago and thought I’d follow it up with a post on this person. This is what I posted:

A muslim friend of mine is coming out as Atheist to her family. She wants to remove herself from the religion and is moving to Australia in fear of retaliation from family & community. She’s been planning the move & job in Australia for 3 years now and has only revealed her plans to 4 friends and 1 cousin. Says she lost belief in Islam & Allah, and religions in general, several years ago but was fearful of her family. Her story is quite sad, she’s had a lot of pain & suffering. I hope she finally finds some peace and can live a good life. She is getting help & support from some friends who have helped her get a place to stay in Australia and arranged the job.

Ok now let  me tell you how I know her. I think I first met Nazreen through mutual friends back when I was 16-17. Nazreen had lived in Dubai for a few years before her family resettled in Cochin. I would often see her on the way to computer classes and we did share many common interests and hence became close friends. Like me she was into science fiction; Star Trek TNG & the X-Files would later become our common favourite tv series and the center point of our phone calls. She also liked some of the same rock bands that I did but preferred the ballads more. I remember an incident that happened one late afternoon : usually it would be Nazreen who called to talk to me and we had certain times that we assigned for said calls. This one day I was bored and thought I’d give her a call. Her mother took the call and said that Nazreen wasn’t home. I was about to keep after saying thank you and that I would try later, when she said that her husband would want to talk to me. I was surprised but said ‘ok’. So Nazreen’s dad come on the line and asked me who I was and how I knew his daughter. I thought ‘Oh oh” but told him how and asked if there was a problem. Sounding a bit confused and hesitant, he said that his daughter was not “allowed” to have male friends or talk to boys over the phone! Not knowing what to say I said sorry and we closed the call.

Afterwards I thought about it for a while and then called back. Her mother took the phone and I asked to speak to Nazreen’s father. They were both surprised but she handed the phone to him and I apologized once again, said I wasn’t one to cause trouble. We were just friends who share similar tastes in fiction & music and I didn’t want Nazreen to get into any trouble because I had called. I wish them both a good day and said goodbye knowing that if they had any decency they would be embarrassed about the whole incident. Well they were – a couple of days later Nazreen called me up and said that she came to know everything from her parents and that she had a fight with them over it and called to say sorry to me. I stopped her and said that no apologies were necessary because her folks were never mean or rude to me. However we still remained friends and continued to talk over the phone but I knew that it was in secret for her.

Years passed and we still remained friends although I rarely got to see her. Then we started keeping touch via email and on cell phones when I finally got one in 2003. After a year or so I completely lost touch with her but heard about her from mutual friends. Her parents & family had become increasingly orthodox and she was even forbidden to have non-Islamic friends!! She contacted me on Facebook a few years ago – but guess what? It’s under a fake name so her relatives can’t find out that it’s actually her. So after a gap of a few years, we renewed our friendship. She told me about the restrictions – no music that’s in English in her house (she later moved due to work and was living with friends sharing an apartment in Bangalore), mandatory wearing of the hijab, no friends who weren’t Muslims, forced prayers etc. They tried to get her married off against her will but she revolted and it was only because of an uncle that she remained single. They wanted her to stay at home and not work, despite her education, and stay at home if she wasn’t going to get married.

Finally she agreed to move back home to Cochin, provided she could continue working. But she faced some physical abuse from her family because she did not believe in Islam and refused to pray. For the last 3 years she planned her move to Australia with the help of 4 friends and a cousin. And she’s gone – yesterday was her flight, her escape from her family & relatives. Her job had been arranged through her friends and she’s gonna share a house with 2 friends – and get this her family – who are lesbians! That oughta get the men in her family pissed off and their knickers in a twist! I hope she’s gonna be happy and finally live in some peace and start life afresh.