ROSHAN’S ELEVEN: Things I Least Like About Myself

The things I least like about myself:

  • I’m careless and lazy
  • I’m fat and it’s too easy to gain weight rather than losing it
  • I feel that I have wasted my life by making way too many wrongs choices in my youth
  • I get depressed very easily
  • I can get really fired up over something today and the next day it will be of little importance
  • Bad luck seems to cling like a fierce lover to me while money is a fickle dame
  • On top of my weight issues I am also not tall
  • I don’t have a very serious sounding voice. A leader’s voice, a commanding voice. That matters as you go up the ladder.
  • I give up on things way too easily
  • I always fall for the wrong girl/woman. The unattainable ones. As a result I am sexually frustrated, single and lonely.
  • I just think I was born wrong

Little Kitten, You Have Me Smitten

As I was leaving my house and walking towards the busstop, a tiny kitten came crying over to me. She was like complaining you know, maybe it was hungry. I have never seen it before but it was like she knew me from some other life. She came over and I stroked her with the edge of my shoe and she seemed to like it. Then she plonked on the side of the road and was using my show for a pillow and meowing gently.

I wanted to take her home and feed her milk & rice. If I hadn’t been going out to the office and in a hurry, I would have. I am a sucker for small animals like kitten & dogs. Finally I had to drag myself away from the little monster. A man in a car was passing by and he stopped to ask me if the kitten was lying on the road after being run over. I told him no and gave him the story. I think he wanted to take the kitten with him as well. It really was a very cute little thing. I looked for it on my way back home but she was no where to be seen.