Dream Projects

Tell us about something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail (and tell us why you haven’t tried it yet).

  • Write a book and get it published: I mentioned it a while back that back in 1999-2000 I had started writing a novel with some scifi elements in it. I ended up writing (or typing up on my computer as I was saving it on MS Word) 13 chapters of the book while I managed an internet cafe, which gave me lots of free time on my hand to do my thinking & writing. I scrapped the whole thing, deleting all the files when I got stuck after the 13th chapter (oh you unlucky number) in a moment of frustration. I would like to get it done.
  • Pitch a show for tv and a couple of movies : I have some ideas for a science fiction tv series and for a series of science fiction movies (both not connected to each other). Blame my over active imagination for that. I wish I could pitch them to a studio and have it seen to fruition. I also have another non-scifi series in mind, which I think will be awesome. It’s a cop-crime drama, very gritty and violent.
  • Write lyrics for a major rock band : That’s been the biggest dream since I was 11 years old. Be a rock star. And if not, write a song for one of my favourite rock band and have them record it, release it as a single and watch it become a hit.

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Bad Ass Doohan

From Cracked.com

James Doohan was an actor so typecast, it probably would’ve been easier on him to just legally change his name to “Scotty.” Doohan was the lovably-beleaguered engineer from Star Trek, and virtually nothing else. He found very little work outside of being Scotty, and his “Ah’m givin’ ‘er uhl sheh’s gut, Cap’n!” is about the only thing people remember, aside from his being the most stereotypically Scottish character in history aside from Groundskeeper Willie.

It’s really too bad that Doohan was seen as a sci-fi engineer and nothing else, because he had so much more to offer. You don’t command, fight in, and survive D-Day by being a talentless hack, after all. Doohan was a member of the Canadian Air Force around the time of World War II and was so good at what he did that he could afford to risk his life purely for shits and giggles. At one point, somebody dared him to hop in his plane and slalom between a series of telephone poles, and he successfully did just that. That stunt earned him the painfully uncatchy title of “Craziest Pilot in the Canadian Air Force.” It also earned him severe reprimands from his superiors. Still, totally worth it, bro.

Doohan wasn’t just stunts and insanity though; he was an artillery captain, leading his men to battle during the D-Day invasion of Normandy. Doohan survived, but took one for the team. Actually, he took six for the team, as he was shot that many times in the legs and hands, ultimately leading to the amputation of his right middle finger. Now, chances are you didn’t ever see a nine-fingered Scotty while watching Star Trek. That’s because, instead of giving the character an origin tale where his fuck-you finger was shot off in a tragic Phaser accident back at the Academy, Doohan chose to hide the amputation. You rarely saw his hands close up and, when you did, they weren’t his, but rather a stunt double.