Releasing The Horror In A Box

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You wake up one morning to find a beautifully wrapped package next to your bed. Attached to it is a note: “Open me, if you dare.” What’s inside the mystery box? Do you open it?

“What’s this? A beautifully wrapped package next to my bed? But I didn’t leave it there so who could have done this? I this a present for me? I wonder what it could be – is it a phone or a book or some food or some drink? What could it be?”

This is what went through my mind as I saw the package lying next to my bed as I woke up this morning. I picked it up and placed it on my dining table. I got myself a cup of coffee and set it to one side. Eagerly I ripped the wrapping paper and found a wooden box. Oooh what is inside it? Paying no heed to the voice inside my head shouting “Pandora, Pandora” I opened it and saw that inside was……

……a single piece of paper on which was written “Thank you for letting me out. I’ve been stuck inside this magic box for a few thousand years. Be seeing you soon!” And now I’m scared!

Prompt from the Daily Post at WordPress.com.

12 Days Of Christmas (Indian Version)

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I cannot believe that I’ve never seen this before this morning. It’s awesome. Here are the lyrics:

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 Hare Krishna, (is that Indian?)
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 Indian games, (I want to be the cowboy)
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
11 syllable names (P Sarvan Muthu Double Decker Bus)
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 Indian games,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 cricket ball tamperers,
11 syllable names
10 minute yoga,
9 telemarketers,
8 Bollywood films,
7 eleven workers,
6 IT graduates,
5 minutes of fame,
4 Hare Krishna,
3 butter chickens,
2 nosy in-laws,
and a totally insufficient dowry.