2 Packages From EBay

Just a little package opening blog and vlog for ya.


I recently made two separate purchases on eBay, on two different days last week. Although I ordered them from two different sellers and 3 days apart, they both arrived together at my place of residence. That’s cool.


The first one is a usual purchase for me. It’s a replacement wireless mouse for the one I already have. The roller thingy on top of the mouse isn’t working and it has had some falls that makes it a bit wonky. So it’s tough to work with but I was managing till about a week ago.


The second purchase – :D – is a nosehair trimmer. Yes, I finally have one of my own.

Nosehair is gross. Ok, hair anywhere else other than on your head and face is fucking gross. I can’t stand nose hair or ear hair but atleast I don’t have a problem with ear hair. That is nightmarish! Nose hair yes and I was making due with a small pair of scissors and stuff. This one is a good one I think. It did an ok job, though it still makes my eyes water when I tested it out.

All I Have To Say About That Is “Asphinctersayswhat”

Take a quote from your favorite movie — there’s the title of your post. Now, write!

Exactly! This is ofcourse a quote from Wayne Campbell (played by Mike Myers) from that excellent movie Wayne’s World! Party on Wayne, Party on Garth! And this is Wayne & Garth Algar’s reactionary question to douchebags who have just told them something that they don’t like or agree with. Or just when they don’t plain like someone who is a phony.

That is my reaction to assholes & douche-bags I met in real life. And the world is full of them. That’s a plain awful truth and the quicker that you understand that the quicker you will be ok with it. It’s a fact of life and nothing you can do will ever change that. The only thing you can do is to either cry / moan /bitch and complain about it or you can try and adjust to that fact and learn to not let them affect you too much. And perhaps joke about it and a good laugh with your friends about said douche-bags.

Life is to short to let them make it less enjoyable for you. Adjust, change and be free. And have fun!

Prompt from the Daily Post at WordPress.com.